Monday, October 19, 2009

J here.. finally!

apparently my bffs are sluts.. B flirting with a different boy every week and F getting his package grabbed after a cute movie date! :O

I pretty much stopped talking to my hot summer booty call... and he came into my work the other day for a totally awkward experience, fun stuff. And sure enough he text me a couple days after our awkward run in and asked if I wanted to hook up lol

buuut I said no, obviously because .. I'm seeing this super adorable cutie who I pretty much spend every night with.. it's been about 3 weeks now so it's pretty exciting ..except now my blogs are a little boring but I will promise to write more often!


p.s F lets see this hook up with the fireman actually happen, we've been waiting far too long to hear details about what hes packing lol

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

AGGGHHHHHH! I'M SO FUCKING PISSED!

AGAIN! Why does my mom always have to fuck with my plans!
Damn it!
FUCK!
I'll let you know if I get to see Kyle today or not...

-F

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Grrr....

So I hope you guys didn't get your hopes up too much. K and I have had to reschedule for sometime next week. His brother was really sick and had to stay home and I didn't even have a car to get to his place. Hopefully next week will work out...
I'll keep you informed!

-F

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Don't get your hopes up...yet...

So K and I went and saw "The invention of Lying".
I really really enjoyed it. It was clever and funny and touching.
But before I go into further detail, lemme go back to the beginning when I first picked up K.
I got to his house and waited in his driveway for him to come out. He got in the car and off we went. I'm glad he's a talker cause it keeps things from being awkward...
We get to the theatre and we get our seats.
I thought maybe jokingly I would do the whole "yawn and stretch the arm around his neck" move, but ultimately decided against it.
Anyways, during the movie there were a couple of times when K laughed and kinda leaned his head into me.
Super Cute.

Then the movie was over and we headed back to the car.
It was at this point that I began to wonder what was gonna happen...
I asked where we should head next and he never gave me an answer...so I just sorta headed back to his place. On the way home he mentioned that we should've gone to the drive in.
Which I thought immediately would've been amazingly fun (and by fun I mean "great place to make out")
But unfortunately I have school at 8:30am so that wouldn't have worked out.
I pulled into his driveway and he mentioned that we should have lunch sometime.
I'm done school early on Wednesday and we decided to plan it for then...and btw his parents aren't home during the day soooooo....we should get some alone time....
FINALLY.
Anyways, once he was about to get out I held out my arms for a hug and he gave a big one, followed by a weency peck on the cheek. I was honestly hoping for more, but then he said "So, lunch on Wednesday, and then I can see all of you" as he reached down and grabbed my dick through my jeans.
:)

TTYL

-F

MOVIE NIGHT!

So tonight (if my mom doesn't screw up my plans) my fireman friend and I will be going to see "The Invention of Lying" at 7:40pm. Which will leave us just enough time to...you know.
If anything goes down (myself included), I'll let you know.
;)

-F

Sunday, September 20, 2009

FML

I originally had some issues with joining POF because of the fact that I was worried someone might recognize me. I started talking with the guy from my last post and it went something like this:

Him: "so i had no idea you were bi"

Me: "it's on my display name on POF lol"

Him: "but i didn't know who you were until you added me to MSN"

Me: "ohhh"
(Then I thought FUCK! they know me...)

Me: "who is this then?"

Him: "M from SAC"
(I've hidden his identity just in case)

Me: "M..."

Him: "worked on the show last year the stage manager"

So basically he's on the College Student Administration, at my college.
He helped out last year with something that I was a part of, and he's helping out again this year.

Then he started mentioning that he was in a relationship with a girl and that we would have to be discreet and I was just thinking HELL NAW! I'm not getting into this!
So I managed to get out of that and now we've just been talking about the talent show this year...
oh and by the way...that's not his display picture, it's the poster child of one of the sac marketing brochures....FML

-F

Saturday, September 19, 2009

*Cricket Cricket*

Wow...it's quiet around here...
But that's probably because we're all busy with school. I just thought I'd mention that I never met my mission to hook up with the fireman guy and I haven't talked to him in a long time, but that doesn't mean he's entirely out of the question...
In other news, I've had two guys message me on POF over the last 3 days. One of them said he could send me a picture, but so far I haven't gotten anything and the other one looks kinda cute...What do you think?
I'm a little suspicious of his picture...I mean it kinda looks like a professional photo with him posing and everything. I messaged him and I'm gonna add him on MSN so I can chat. We'll see where that goes.

-F

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Mission: Hook Up with Fireman

My Mission, should I choose to accept it (which I wholeheartedly do) is to hookup with my fireman this weekend. He'll be busy with work, but he's agreed to hook up if he finishes early.
Over and out.

-F

Friday, August 28, 2009

*Sigh*

Methinks there is more to the story below...
WE WANT DETAILS!

Anyways, I'm getting tired of not being able to hook up with my beach buddy.
BUT, I made a goal to hook up before school starts, which is like next week.
So I think I should get a move on that...

-F

Thursday, August 20, 2009

so over it

J here.... I can't even believe how ridiuclous guys are, seriously. I was so excited to see this guy again, just to hangout and see what happens... by that I mean spend time together annd fool around, it was going to be great. Then he gets all retarded on me. We had plans and he cancelled twice, so I don't even know why I bothered wasting anymore time on this guy... but I did. In all honesty I think I'm bored and just wanted to see what was going on here. So tonight he tells me he didn't want to hangout because he was scared I'd get attatched, seems strange to me since he was the one that was getting all girly on me I was just in it for a good time, that isn't even slutty because everyone likes a good time! I don't even think this guy knows what friends with benfits is. I'm defintiely over wasting my time with thiiis guy, and guys in general. I definitely need to stop trying to figure out what guys what because I don't even think they ever know. I'm totally ignoring the exisitance of all men for a long time, I'm going to find someone actually worth my time.... and with the guys around here, I could be waiting a verrry long time.

-J

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Sweet Dreams...not so much.

So last night I had this dream that me and my beach buddy actually went to the beach. I was supposed to be meeting him there, but as I walked over to him to say hi some people told us that the beach was closing and we would have to move. So we decided to go to some restaurant, which also had to close soon. So basically I never got to talk to him, but somehow we ended up back at my place...in my bed. Just as I go to roll over and make a move he had disappeared. :|
I was like WTF?
I'm sure there's some sort of deeper meaning to this dream, probably relating to how him and I still haven't hooked up yet despite meeting twice.
*sigh*
- F

Sunday, August 9, 2009

J should invest in some condoms

it's so awful when you don't have one, why do I always have to be responsible. It's pretty simple, you bring the condom and you can fuck me, you have the penis after all

- J

eh

soo I had a few things I was planning on complaining about BUT an old fling has come back into my life, annnd its probably a bad idea, but I'm definitely planning on seeing where it goes this time.. and I'm too excited about thhat to worry about other less important things! 

- J

so much for the guy strike... 

Bar Fun

Last night me and some friends went out to a bar for a couple of drinks and I had a great time! The DJ at the bar was spinnin' some mad tunes, which makes me wanna practice more, but the best part is, all the bartenders were male AND they were all shirtless! I must say they were pretty damn sexy. The women in the bar however were pretty sub-par, except for that one girl in the really short pink skirt, she was alright.
Unfortunately that's where my story ends...no tales of me and someone else hooking up on the patio in the rain....but that would be hot.

P.S. View Counter coming soon...
-F

Friday, August 7, 2009

Good news and Bad news

The good news is that I didn't have to help my beach buddy with his fire College homework, the bad news is that once again I didn't get to hook up with him. I texted him today asking if I should meet him at noon or 1 o'clock and he told me that he was "stuck in St. Catharines and that he wouldn't be able to make it today :( "
FML, why is this so much harder than it should be...

ugh ugh ugh

It's definitely strange that I give up guys and I get more drama than before. This strike idea seems to be backfiring, and I'm not sure why... As for that guy... I'm still surprised that it hurts when he says jerk things about our 'relationship' or whatever it was, apparently I was delusional through that entire thing, I'm so over it and I thought me and him could be friends, but apparently not. His insensitivity is way too much for me. Don't guys think before they talk? It's not like I would ever tell him how unimpressive the sex was because thats just mean. People should think before they talk and keep things to themselves that are too mean. He should just leave me alone and never ever ever speak to me again, that would be fantastic. I seriously need a 100% guy free month I'd settle for even just one week these days!

- J

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Hello, I am relationship dysfunctional

UGH so I finally give up guys, and they start popping out of no where, I got a random text on my phone today from an old friend... he's such a sweet guy and he's always had a crush on me but it could never ever work out, and we haven't really talked in a little while, so today he just decides to text me out of no where and eventually starts talking about how amazing I am and how he wants to be with me and would make me so happy, but obviously I would just screw it up, so why bother? ugh ugh ughh


- J

Oh boy, here we go again!

It's F,
So it seems I've gotta a new guy interested in hooking up with me...
I'm waiting to see a pic before I decide about what to do.
Here's one of the "gems" from his POF profile "Profession - Hooking Up"
He's 24 and darn persistent, he's sent me 4 messages on POF in the last 20 minutes. One of his first ones mentioned something that caught my attention "Maybe we can hook up together or with a friend :-O Male or female I've never been with a girl so that would be different"
A 3 some! That would honestly be really hot!
We'll wait and see what he looks like before I make any moves. I'll post a pic when I get it.

- F

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

*sigh* I just wanna hook up already.

Hey J, I'll blog when I wanna...
Which is now. So I guess my "date" went well, but I don't really consider it at date. More of just a hangout. Me and K (as I will call him) had some appetizers and drinks and then just chatted for a while.
B and J spying on us was a little creepy. When we went out on the patio they decided to follow us out there. Luckily I managed to block them out during my chat.
Since K had to get up early we didn't have time to fool around, but he assured me that later this week we could meet up. He mentioned that on Friday I could come over to his house and help him with some of his Fire College homework, but the worst part is, he seemed serious...
Though maybe if I help him he can get done quicker and then there'll be time for some fun!

- F

guy strike day 4!

B and J (haha) spotted spying on F and his super hot date... why isn't there a blog about that yet F? hmm?? 

...J here, so I've decided guys are totally overrated insensitive jerks and I'm definitely going boy free for a whole month, I just want to be totally single and drama free, so that guy I was seeing but am not anymore should stop messaging me and confusing the hell out of me, and as for my pretty hot booty call.. well at the moment he can go to hell too. I've so over it,

- J

Monday, August 3, 2009

:)


This is F and I'm happy to report that me and my beach buddy will be hooking up later this week, provided nothing screws it up this time...
We're going to his place to fool around, but I was a little worried that his parents would hear us since they'll be home. He assured me that "they won't hear much with my dick in your mouth."
:O
:)

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

FML!

F here, and I'm so FUCKING pissed right now. Here I was supposed to be hanging out with a boy and his friends but instead my Mom springs it on me that I've gotta help her with a wedding video that we can show at the family reunion this weekend. That means that I've gotta sit down with her and show her step by step how to put together a freakin' slide show instead of drinking with boys and seeing where that ends up.
FUCK!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

F YES!

So me and my beach buddy/fireman are finally going to meet up tomorrow night! We're going for a bike ride around Thorold with his friends and then chilling with a BBQ and drinks. His friends are a mix of gay and straight, but he says that they're all really cool guys (actually he called them nerds) and they'll have lots of questions for me... :|
Oh, and apparently they were all rowers and they like to wear spandex when they go riding...I think I might just have to pass on that...but we'll see.

"bj?"

I flip open my phone at like 2 am to find this text message from a suuper hot guy 'bj?' and B, being the betch that she is... yells at me and tells me I better not going and calls me slutty or something... I thought it was a pretty funny text message and a very hot invite. But apparently going would make me slutty? IF guys can JUST have fun with girls and not worry about getting attached why the heck can't girls do the same? B thinks girls can't just have fun and that I will end up getting hurt... I'm definitely determined to prove B wrong !

- J

Wednesday, July 22, 2009


"Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with"

J here... sooo pretty much all summer I've been trying to decide if I should look for a real relationship with a guy, or just think of them as fun flings, the second choice seems to always win AND sex and the city has finally confirmed for me, this quote completes me and now I totally don't feel slutty about my late night 'walks' with super sexy guys, thank you Carrie Bradshaw!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

He's HOT!


F here...I've decided to take J's advice and totally ditch Mr. Hairy and instead chase after someone younger, less hairy, and more....firefightery...
That's right! I've managed to find a hot guy (that's him on the left) who's willing to be my beach buddy and an FWB (friend with benefits). Oh, and he's a freakin' fireman! We're just talking on MSN right now, but I think this has good potential!

Hmm...what if someone better comes along...

J was telling me (F) that I should hold off on meeting this first guy because I should see who else is out there. Well it turns out there's some much better looking people! I've had 4 different guys reply to me on POF since I joined 10 hours ago. Two of them are really cute and one looks a lot like a guy I have a crush on...and he has the same name! I think I might just have to ditch ol' hairy guy...

Let me introduce myself...

I'm "F", I'm a bi male and I'm looking for fun!
If you're cute, I'm easy!

I just joined P.O.F. and I've already found a couple of guys I'd be willing to hook up with.
The first is a 24 year old guy, he's cute...but hairy.
He really, really wants me to sleep over, but I think I'll pass, I have a feeling I'd wake up with a really sore ass in the morning.
We'll see if this actually pans out...