Can you say...awkward?

It's F again.

I have a story about a super awkward moment that happened tonight.

I had just left work and was standing on the sidewalk waiting for the light to change.

I see these people (men and women of various ages) standing around and sort of looking in my direction and one of them points.

This guy (maybe late 30's) walks over and starts talking to me as if he knows me. He asks if I live here and a couple of basic questions. So I'm thinking he just wants to know his way around. I ask if he's vacationing and he responds with:

"Uhm, well...uh, yeah...sorta"

At this point I'm still creeped out by how close he's standing to me and why he's even talking to me.

This whole time while we're talking I've been waiting for the light to change so I can cross the street. I see the light change and I have my chance but then...

He looks at me and asks:

"So, are you um...funny...like that?"

It took me a moment before I realized what he was asking.

In my moment of confusion and uncertainty around him I respond with "Ohhh, no, no."

He sort of stares at me for a minute and says something along the line of: "No? Oh sorry I must have been mistaken..."

Then he walks away and I'm stuck waiting for the light to change again...while he stands with his group behind me. The intersection I'm at is a busy one and it takes a long time for the light to change. I couldn't help but feel totally awkward standing there while a guy (who for no apparent reason...) asked me if I was gay.

Now maybe if he was younger, cuter, and didn't creep me out right of the bat, I would've responded differently ;)

"you will probably never fully understand men. So just try to understand yourself"

ST8 Guy wants some fun?

Hello Blog Friends F here!

I just started talking to this guy from POF who told me he was looking for some fun, but was really discreet.

I added him on MSN and started talking to him and then realized I never even checked his POF profile. Once I did that I read this:

"Love to have fun, just want to share this with someone!
Looking for a good time as well, maybe some intimate stuff!
not very good at meeting girls, i want to change that
take it slow, see where it goes from there."

WHAT?!

Sooo apparently really discreet means he's not out of the closet just yet...

UPDATE: Just finished talking to him on msn and he sent me some pics. He's kinda cute, but he's 23 and he looks older. Plus he's just not my type. I felt so bad telling him, but if my history has taught me anything it's to get out sooner rather than later. I'm sure there'll be someone else soon enough...

-F

Live and Learn and Fool Around with Cuties

Well, I learned my lesson tonight!
ALWAYS GET A PICTURE OF YOUR HOOKUP BEFORE YOU TALK TO HIM.
Case in point...
I was talking to this one guy who sounded like he could be a good fling, but then I got his picture.



Yeah, sorry to say, but he's not really looking like my type.

-F

New Guy?

F here...so some random guy added me on POF and messaged me.
I quickly added him to MSN and we chatted for a bit.
He's 19 (unlike all the other 25yrs+ guys that want to hook up...)
He's bisexual!
AAAAAAND he's kinda cute (unlike the other guys...)
Would it be weird if I posted his pic?
...well I'm going to anyways.



That's him on the left...


-F

Gay Bar and Strip Club!

So a couple of weeks ago I got a friend request on FB from some gay guy and had no idea who he was.
He messaged me and said hi and asked how I was doing. I noticed that he was going to the gay bar that night and so was I. I mentioned that if saw him I'd say hi.
I went out to the local gay bar with a friend and her friend.
Saw the guy, said hi and that was about it.
Unfortunately the place was empty...I was quite disappointed, but around 11:00pm some more people showed up including someone from High School that I thought was straight. Apparently he is but he was there because he wanted to take his friend out to have some fun. Personally I think he's in the closet.
Anyways, danced the night away had some good times and went home.

The gay guy had messaged me on FB with his phone number so I added him and we've been chatting back and forth for a while. He thinks I'm cute and wants to hook up.
Here's a picture of him, what do you think:


He's nothing really special but he wants to hook up so....maybe?


In other news I went to the strip club with a friend a few nights ago. Had a great time and got up on stage twice. Let me just say, those strippers had THE SOFTEST boobs and thighs. One of them totally rubbed my dick through my pants too. Shit was so cash.

Can't wait to go to the beach this Summer and get tanned!

-F

Beach Bod?

Since one of our Summer to-do list options is going to the beach, I thought I'd try and get into shape so I can look good and impress...whoever.
So far this is what I'm working with:


and essentially I'd love to get to something like this:


It may be a bit of a stretch, but hopefully I can end up looking like I have somewhat of a six-pack without having to flex.

-F

PS Pretty hot guy eh?